Sunday, June 22, 2008

On Phone Sex

And thus at one of my favorite websites, I enjoy a room for chatters called "Phone" or some variation therein. What appeals to the pervert in me is the idea of instant gratification!

BAM!! When done right a man should be coming hard & moaning in total abandon to the caller choosing to submit himself to the desires in his closet of perversions.


I have to let you know that phone sex is amazing! WOW! I totally enjoy the lust of hearing someone breathing fast moaning whimpering gasping losing ALL control of themselves in the depths of a fantasy. it doesn't matter what we (as men) want, but what matters to women; if we can't satisfy them, we're going to be a very disappointing call & it's doubtful you'll get someone addicted to your voice.

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However, I have to wonder what the deal is with the small talk and the problems in these questions used in Phone Chat room at Literotica:
Where are you from? = Stalking?!
What are you wearing/Are you dressed? = Would YOU be dressed here?!
What turns you on? = Did you read the profile yet?!
Can I call you now? = Desperate!!
What do you look like? = Did you read the profile?! Does it honestly matter what she looks like moreso than what she sounds like?! Geezus! What do YOU fuckin' look like?!!
u-r hawt -omg- -lol- = Please try and get a grown-up vocabulary.

Shouldn't we be hoping she'll be willing to subject herself to your probing tongue licking its' way into your ear with its' incredible responses and delighted approval of your expression of fantasy? Do you really need to know she came?
Can't you tell??!!

Julian
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i totally agree....but you already know how much i enjoy phone...smooch!

Anonymous said...

I also just "love" the following:

I get a private msg that says "wanna chat?" why not just chat, I am in a "chat room" for crying out loud!

How about when your messaged something like "OMG, your so hot...blah...blah...blah...if you wanna chat etc. etc..if not, I'm so sorry I bothered you" - Give me a fucking break! They've shot themselves down even before they've given themselves a chance!

And gotta love the people who send you a paragraph RP outlining the scenario and expecting you to follow through with a response...sometimes its okay, but when you see the exact same RP posted over and over...excuse me but *yawn* where is the originality and spontenatity in it all?

Great post!